#sass
I mean, that’s technically four words and a contraction but whatever since it’s the truth, amirite?
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“The Moody Couch”
I WANT THIS.
WANT
an actual pillow nest
must have
I’d never want to get out of it.
Yes please
Dog bed for humans. I like. I like a great deal.
Furniture shopping: complete.
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I don’t even care if this is true because that’s a SWEET burn!
True dat
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In Portland, we don’t say “i love you”, we say “tree tREE RAIN recycle green put bIRd on it LOCALLY gROWn toms shoes BEER” which roughly translates too “i dont know how to pump my own gas” i think that’s really beautiful
Mo
I thought it was only me.
I’m pretty sure this is what your neglected candy morphs into in the back of the cupboard. Like all tapes and CDs left in cars for too long morph into Queen’s greatest hits.
Greatest explanation ever.
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“Also, I was in possession of a positive outlook, which is just a trick whereby you convince yourself that the desolation of your world is a phase in your personal growth. The weird thing is it works.”
—Sam Lipsyte, The Fun Parts
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